Who would win in a fight? The Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) or an invisible pink unicorn?

It's Holy Fight Club night!

Rules: 1. Don't talk about Holy Fight Club

2. Do NOT talk about Holy Fight Club

3. No miracles

4. No weapons

5. It's a fight to the death

6. No Deus Ex Machina is allowed

7. If you read this question, you have to make up a fight of your ownWho would win in a fight? The Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) or an invisible pink unicorn?
Flying Spaghetti Monster, he's a dirty little bastard. I can't physically imagine the logistics of the fight though. I suppose he could whip his noodles around until the unicorn got tangled up and then it would go down like that scene from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea where the squid got a hold of the submarine.



Okay, here's my idea for a fight

Mormon Jesus Vs. Snuffleuppagus

Death match,
I summon the FSM.Who would win in a fight? The Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) or an invisible pink unicorn?
I think they would rather enjoy each other's company, personally.



The invisible pink unicorn is very much a pacifist. I can't claim much knowledge of the FSM.
IPU would have the tactical advantage - she's I, and being a U she has the horn with which to impale...Who would win in a fight? The Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) or an invisible pink unicorn?
Never happen. They're the best of friends, both being members of the exclusive One True God club.
How do you know if the unicorn is pink if its invisible?
They would be equally matched and a fight may well end the world unless they could reach a stalemate.
They beat the crap out of each other and, exhausted, sit down for some tea from Russell's Teapot.
u weirdo
Sorry, but Russel's celestial tea pot win.
Is this your religion ?? I thought you did not believe in anything.
the invisible unicorn would eat the FSM but he would have the last laugh when he comes exploding out of its stomach with pasta power